Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120
“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”
Wait wait wait
so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?
What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?
THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING
Audrey Hepburn and William Holden on the set of Sabrina, 1953
I was determined to wipe Audrey out of my mind by screwing a woman in every country I visited. My plan succeeded, though sometimes with difficulty. When I was in Bangkok, I was with a Thai girl in a boat in one of the klongs. I guess we got too animated, because the boat tipped over and I fell into the filthy water. Back at the hotel I poured alcohol in my ears because I was afraid I’d become infected with the plague. When I got back to Hollywood, I went to Audrey’s dressing-room and told her what I had done. You know what she said? “Oh, Bill!” That’s all. “Oh, Bill!”. Just as though I were some naughty boy. She was the love of my life. - William Holden.
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
sometimes i go into bookstores and stand next to the scifi and fantasy section for a good few minutes hoping a cute guy will see me and be so impressed he’ll propose
let’s all take a moment for all the amazing songs glee wasted on people who aren’t klaine
There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.
For those who might doubt me
“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”
did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia
O like tumblr
Little Things (chill version) - One Direction
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING GUYS LISTEN TO IT MY FRIEND SHOWED IT TO ME AND I WAS JUST LIKE OMFG IT’S LIKE SO JAZZY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND I’VE NEVER HEARD IT ON THE INTERNET SO I’M ASSUMING YOU HAVEN’T TOO
I wanna have sex to this song
Omg im. Puking
I’m pregnant which is impossible bc male but it’s happened.
Well, congratulations dear. I didn’t know tumblr had an official diet, but I’m sure it’s wonderful
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg