Offensive things aren’t offensive merely because they hurt feelings - they’re offensive because they contribute to the societal harm of marginalized groups. The end goal isn’t to get everyone to love each other, it’s to destroy power imbalances.
When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
BRB - Bring Real Bees
BTW - Bees They’re Wild
BBL - Bees, BEES! Later
are you ready for another bad poem?
dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada
"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
Me as I log into Tumblr
sometimes i think about gay sex in the middle of conversations
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
this is literally mario kart