When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
I feel like an artist who’s lost his touch. He likes himself in his art but not his art too much
SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
do you ever have a really good hair day but your camera just doesnt know
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.
One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
If any of my followers are feeling like this, message me. We can talk :)
hello friends this is a symptom of depression.